Oh hey, I actually got my wireless to work! Anyways, it's rare for this baby to work right now and it may be a bit before I can buy a new one that actually keeps me connected or is recognized by computer (it's clinging to it's last breaths right now, my internet hates me. Positive reinforcement and the ignore approach don't work, apparently it's irrational behaviour cannot be stopped).

Half written prompt responses to TM/RoTM are alive on my computer, it's just a matter of posting them here. Or finding some way and time to get them to another computer/school and post them up.

And umm, I love everybody and am not ignoring you. I'm pretty much down to reading only when I can snag my mom's working computer with internet away from her. *Will not be bitter about that fact that I pay for HALF of that internet, so I deserve more time on it than an hour.*

Oh, and really belated Tammy award voting thank you. Because thank you's are nice and my internet died around the same time the Tammy's ended. HAHA, KARMA IS AWESOME!

Right, can you tell that my robot brain needs beerI'm ready for bed?.

What is the one biggest misconception that you think people have about your muse?

The biggest misconception about Mr. Bishop… Hmmm.


Muse: Bob Bishop
Fandom: Heroes
Words: 467

It is rambly, and long.

Bob's IC "please don't vote for me" post is forthcoming.

http://valrichards.livejournal.com/30904.html?mode=reply

Due to real life shenanigans and my goal to not throw myself off a bridge from stress, Bob is going prompt only for a while. As much as I love interacting with everyone, I'm just in a weird balancing place due to setting up my final practicum, class, work, personal/family health and the realization that I will be done school and entering a career (or should be) come the end of April. If you knew me in real life, I probably look like Tweak from South Park right now.

Anyways, I'll still be reading, and commenting OOCly. If you want to use Bob for something, go ahead (I mean, don't kill him, but mentioning/using/saying he went to a party/was an ass/poked your muse with needles/or something is fine by me). 

I still heart you guys, and seriously, I wish I could keep up, but obviously I've fallen behind in the rping thing and I don't want your stories/muses stuck in any kind of standstill (or anymore than they already are!)

<333
-Jenn (Bob!Mun) 

 

I've recently discovered a few extra features hidden in the Company email.

Apparently I can add a tiny star to conversations of importance, meaning I won't forget to respond to any death threats or matters of urgency if I happen to leave early.

I'm suprised this wasn't included in the manual when it was first installed. You would think that they'd at least send us some notification when they install new features.

[OOC: This is the mun's IC way of saying that everything is starred and organized so I can reply/tag. I did not forget, apparently X-Mas vacation of nothing turned into X-Mas vacation of never being at home. Things and ficcy things forthcoming! After sleep and school!

Also, Bob is crap with technology, and even the Company IT department is against him.]

I Am A: Chaotic Evil Human Rogue (8th Level)


Ability Scores:

Strength-10

Dexterity-10

Constitution-11

Intelligence-15

Wisdom-11

Charisma-11


Alignment:
Chaotic Evil A chaotic evil character does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. He is hot-tempered, vicious, arbitrarily violent, and unpredictable. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Thankfully, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him. Chaotic evil is sometimes called demonic because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil. Chaotic evil is the best alignment you can be because combines self-interest and pure freedom. However, chaotic evil can be a dangerous alignment because it represents the destruction not only of beauty and life but also of the order on which beauty and life depend.


Race:
Humans are the most adaptable of the common races. Short generations and a penchant for migration and conquest have made them physically diverse as well. Humans are often unorthodox in their dress, sporting unusual hairstyles, fanciful clothes, tattoos, and the like.


Class:
Rogues have little in common with each other. While some - maybe even the majority - are stealthy thieves, many serve as scouts, spies, investigators, diplomats, and simple thugs. Rogues are versatile, adaptable, and skilled at getting what others don't want them to get. While not equal to a fighter in combat, a rogue knows how to hit where it hurts, and a sneak attack can dish out a lot of damage. Rogues also seem to have a sixth sense when it comes to avoiding danger. Experienced rogues develop nearly magical powers and skills as they master the arts of stealth, evasion, and sneak attacks. In addition, while not capable of casting spells on their own, a rogue can sometimes 'fake it' well enough to cast spells from scrolls, activate wands, and use just about any other magic item.


Find out What Kind of Dungeons and Dragons Character Would You Be?, courtesy of Easydamus (e-mail)

I'm feeling nice (Awwww), and even though I think Bob is Jewish, I will be writing up Christmas gift ficlets/drabbles for all who ask.

It can be any subject, not just Holiday related. Just post a comment on ye olde post and I will try my best to work up a piece for you.

It can be any situation, any character interaction, heck it can even have bearing on rp canon if you want. Your creativity will no doubt impact mine.

Happy December everyone.
 
Edit: Oh, and this also goes for any other character I've played/play. Really, it's up in the open. Crack is welcome too. If you wanted it from another character, or like some weird crossover of doom. I've also played itsjustbob, valrichards, blastedrichards, not_franklin, madcrazymisfit, psigirlpaula, thelastgirlquit and kindalikefonzie. I will try my best with voices I've never written.

I will try my best with voices I've never written. :D

"They plan to use my execution to kick off the County Fair.

I hear whispers that they will hang me. There are those that wished to see me electrocuted, but it seems they have but one generator and cannot spare the power. Better to have caramel covered apples than see my spine dance. I could simply not abide an execution without the availability of concession foods. Unruly I may be, but never uncivilized. There will be children present after all. Best to set a good example. Chin up and all that. And then it's off to meet the maker. I have nothing to complain about, you see. I hold no ill will towards anyone. I will leave this world as I entered it. Void of popular consent.”

A person's life is only as valid as the role they maintain. Once their responsibilities have come and gone, the same can be said for their life. In order to prevent such an event a person needs to prepare for the future, using a complex mixture of strategy and foresight to ensure their use and ultimately their survival.


Muse: Bob Bishop
Fandom: Heroes
Words: 616 (not including quote)

[The following is a very secret encrypted file on Bob's computer. Please note, the password is not actually Midas. He's not stupid enough to make that mistake twice, you know.]



Muse: Bob Bishop
Fandom: Heroes
Words: 294

*Apologizes x10 million*

Just as I get caught up, I get stuck with a head cold.

So, yes tags/replies/comments/rp/evil get well-condolence cards/stuff is forthcoming. Preferably when I'm not doped up on cold medication. Unless you really do want to read about happy fluffy pink bunnies who do the can can.

Also, I think I've spent 20 minutes typing this because I keep making typos. LOL! Not on this one because I like to copypaste.

I also really don't like making OOC posts, because I feel like they are swarming - more so than the kleenex around my computer. Note to self, Bob needs to be less meta. Mmmkay???

Love to everybody who puts up with me.

Elle!Muns + Bennet!Muns + Adam!muns (I think that's all I need to reply to... If more, comment please. Brain no worky). I'll repsond when I can be more coherant, because obviously you all rock and I owe you tags, which I know.

*heads back to couch*

Does your muse express anger in a healthy way? Do you ever feel that maybe they need some therapy or something, because they go overboard when crossed? Talk to us, or your muse, about anger management.

Haha. There is nothing healthy about the Company. Why would Bob be any different?

In all seriousness though, Bob is not the type to display his rage. He’ll bottle it up, and try his hardest to keep it hidden – the rage breaks through sometimes, like when he looked really really steamed when Claire ran away, and when Mohinder let the Haitian go. When he’s alone? Then the rage comes out. It’s not screaming, it’s not electrocuting people, it’s contemplating throwing the computer out the window, or breaking things. Preferably pens, knick knacks (why do you think his desk is so bare?) or pencils if they’re on hand.

It’s not healthy at all, as repressed rage is never good. As for therapy? He’d rather send his employees to one than deal with it himself. Sure it would benefit him, but he'd need to have the Haitian mind wipe the psych, and that's just not something he can do right now.

Muse: Bob Bishop
Fandom: Heroes
Words: 159

Regarding this month's Tammy awards.

Water ballet? I’m flattered by you interest, but I admit that I have no inclination to do that. For the sake of everyone involved I suggest voting for others who are better endowed when it comes to looks. My mun assures me that Team B would be, and I quote “simply amazingly hot in Speedos. Because even if I write you Bobby, you aren’t going anywhere near a pool. But they can!”

You’ll have to take her word for it.

I’d also like to remind you to vote for my daughter, Elle.not_myfirstday, stinglikeabitch and twistedcurrent
. She’s made some mistakes lately, and this could help cheer her up. I also don’t want to have to deal with the ramifications of her loss. It would be in your best interests to vote for all of them, as I can’t be held responsible for her actions.

I don’t have any fancy videos like my old friend Adam, but I’m being completely honest when I say that I deserve it more than him. I’m not the one willingly unleashing a deadly virus on the population – I’ve just kept it locked up for thirty years.takezo_kensai is a madman, and this will only lead to his ego being even more inflated.

Before I finish, my headmate would also like to mention voting for her as most joyful. Apparently she has a robot, and that means something. I admit, she reminds me of Elle before our testspuberty. However powered_otaku is on a quest to kill Adam, which is very joyous to me, so I'd prefer it if you vote for him overvalrichards
.
In conclusion, you’re always a winner when you vote for the Company. We really do care.

(( OOC: Blushing and squeeling over here on the mun's part. It's an amazing honour to be nominated at the Tammy's, since there are amazing writers over there. Plus, Bob's fairly new, and people pay attention to him? Hmm? What now. Anyways, thank you so much to all that nominated him, it's no doubt thanks to all the WONDERFUL Heroes muses he gets to interact with.

And seriously, my mind does not want to see him doing Water Ballet. DO NOT VOTE FOR THAT! For the sake of my sanity. :D ))

Color Quiz taken from Adam, Mr. Gray and Elle



[OOC: Yeah, so this was my first attempt at choosing what colours he'd pick out. For the most part, it all pretty much fits with my image of him in my head. Kinda spooky.]

There’s a little black spot on the sun today.
It’s the same old thing as yesterday.

[A week in time, or what you would find on Bob's PDA. Private.]

( Voila )

Muse: Bob Bishop
Fandom: Heroes
Words: 297

(RP with hornrimmed )

Takes place immediately after 2.09 - Cautionary Tales. 

OOC: This is long. Like really long, much longer than I expected. ( Even my OOC ranting is full of spoilers. )

h. I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.

It was always a possibility; he knew that from the day she was born. He didn’t know what the abilities would be, or how they would manifest, but he knew it was only a matter of time. The only thing he didn’t take into consideration was the fact that his daughter would be the first of the children to come into her own. It made her all the more special when she did, and it made her all the more valuable.

+++
( Bob will never forget the day she manifested )

Muse: Bob Bishop
Fandom: Heroes
Words: 1235